July 2012
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johncougarmellencamp0 asked: GURL HOW YOU KNOW? lol
Dating .
White Parents: date whenever you want honey, whenever you're ready!
Mexican Parents: I'll let you date whenever you're ready.
Black Parents: Haha, I don't give a fuck whenever you date , just tell me who it is .
Asian Parents: WHAT!!!!!!!? YOU NO DATE TILL YOU PASS COLLEGE . I DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE BAAABBY THEN YOU DROP OUT SCHOOL . YOU CRAZE CHY'OLE . GOONESS .
My parents: It doesn't matter honey no one likes you anyway
I am Asian.
But…
math isn’t my best subject
I don’t get all A’s
I don’t know what the hell “ching chang chong” means
I won’t do your homework
I don’t eat dogs, cats, or any other animals of that sort.
I don’t know karate.
I’m am NOT related to that girl, that girl, or that guy.
I’m not an overachiever
However…
I do love rice. :))